J.D This, this isn’t like being a janitor, okay! It’s not just like something everybody can do.
Janitor: Oh. So you can do my stuff, but I can’t do yours?
J.D.: Yes!
Janitor: Okay, hotshot, what would you use to get a coffee stain up off a tile floor?
J.D.: I don’t know… the… rough side of a sponge?
[silence]
Janitor: Dammit.